And the winner is...
Congratulations newyorkaise! You will now be a character in my new book! Oooh, there's so much for me to play with there, I'm really looking forward to it!
And thank you to everyone else who posted a review. Please keep them coming, they really are very useful to me (especially when you're being honest - although please refrain from outright brutality).
Also, I suspect (but can't prove) that a higher number of reviews earns you spots on amazon searches. Regardless of whether the review is a good one or not.